Huckabee Ends Presidential Campaign, Blames God

O.K., he didn't blame God, but he will certainly have plenty of free time to figure out what the life lesson the giant co-dependant in the sky was supposed to be teaching him by lifting him out of obscurity only to crush his ambitions against the rocky crags of John McCain's cheeks.

For my part, I like Mike personally; he is a deceptively nice guy. However, when I began doing opposition research on him, I realized that he was that special kind of corrupt, political whore that only Hope, Arkansas can produce.

That leaves a Republican field that consists of John McCain, Ron Paul, and Mitt Romney. Romney, you ask? Yes, remember that he only "suspended" his campaign, refusing to release his delegates. If McCain falls ill, has a public meltdown, or is immersed in scandal between now and November 3rd, Romney is positioned to sweep in and rescue the party or, more likely, he is positioned to sweep in and get stomped by Obama. Ain't politics fun?